Does This Crowd Want My Blood?

This morning I dreamed that I went on a day labor assignment. The boss came to pick me up and drove me way out into the sticks. He put me in a remote corner of a vast facility and ordered me to stack plywood. I struggled with the job all day but no one came to see me when quitting time came. As the other workers rushed to their cars I followed them and asked them if anyone had seen my supervisor and they all just ignored me. I didn't know where I was and the sun was going down. I stood there in the parking lot as it grew emptier and emptier and it got colder and darker and cried out 'will someone please help me!' And that's when I woke up in a sweat with my heart pounding. But when I realized where I really was, I wanted to go back to my nightmare. I woke up in a plywood bed in a home for disabled transients. It has been my home of the last five years as I have repeatedly called public attention to massive violations of my music and comedy by major stars and broadcasters. Up to last December, I had to spend two years complaining that Nickleback had stolen my music, two years from the day that I rewrote a song that they stole from me ten years ago that still played on the radio. I told everyone this and it means that the band must have been incarcerated in 2014. And yet, over the summer of 2016, it looks like everyone just wanted to party with Nickleback because Nickleback had a new hate song on the rock radio for the whole summer. I think Nickleback may have even played a concert here this summer. People still wanted to spend their money to see a band that steals my music play a concert. But I woke up this morning to a place where I have just told everyone that Blue Rodeo stole a number of my songs in 2007. I heard that he (Cuddy) still had some music stashed away from his loot from 2007 and that he was waiting to see if I would rewrite them before he released them as his own songs. So has Blue Rodeo released anything 'new' for this local concert they have scheduled? What makes you think it's their music? Are the police reading? Are they going to do the security for the Blue Rodeo concert? Are they going to stop the fans of my music from raping the band that stole it from me? Make sure to use people with experience for that job. Get the ones who worked at the Crystalids shows and the Shards concerts and the Nickleback shows. So much for eight years of blogging, eh? How's the Google owner? Is he away on an ice fishing trip with the hosts of Dateline? I know quite well that the stars and broadcasters want me dead. It couldn't be more crystal clear to me after ten years of this life. But does this crowd also want me dead? How could these fraud bands be so successful without the support of so many fans? I've heard that crowds can be brutal and it probably even makes sense within Freudian theory somehow that a monstrous crowd of people who love my music and comedy would want to slaughter me for it. So I'm asking this as a serious question, does this crowd want to slaughter me for pleasing them with my music and comedy? And since I don't expect to receive an answer for this question right away, I am forced to quit blogging and sharing new songs until I do. I see no point in trying to please a crowd that only wants to slaughter me. Yeah, I saw how Blue Rodeo only had one scheduled appearance until I told everyone that they stole my music and now they have two shows scheduled. Pretty brutal. You know, if you want to slaughter me, I wish you would. My life is so creepy I don't even want to live it. I'm going to have to go back to my home town now to visit my mother's grave so I can hear Seal's voice singing Bad News while I tell her how much I miss her. Slaughtering me might just be the nicest thing you people have done for me in ten years of sharing my music and comedy with you on the internet.
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